THEME

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

store:

help wanted

me:

*applies for job*

store:

no not you
gifss-heaveen:

Suprise Motherfucker !

brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

image 

you know which girl i’m talking about 

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

(Source: trickortorple)

turkeystuffer:

math